You promised her the moon? Start with the sky.Literally.
A piece of sky above the place that means something to you — the café where it started, the cottage, the hospital where they were born.
You choose the place and write one line of dedication. The rest is paperwork: a parcel entered in the name you give, a seal, a certificate of title. In five minutes.
Handled by The Sky Bureau. Seriously. Stamps and all.
Administrative fee from €12. Refunded in full within 14 days, no reason required.
In your hands: a certificate of title with seal, to print and hand over · a gift link with the ceremony · an entry in the Public Register.
The sky really is parcelled out. Every glowing point is a parcel already on the Bureau's register — above cafés, cottages and the middle of the ocean.
On the register: 331 parcels
Inspection of the register is free and requires no entry: See what is above your place — free of charge
The file has one box the Bureau cannot fill in. You write it, in your own words — and the recipient reads it first, before the coordinates, before the seal. The Bureau does not check it, correct it or cut it short; it merely sets it in a ruled box and stamps it, as though the whole proceeding turned on it.
If you do not know how to begin, the form keeps a few openings ready.
First an official letterhead and a case number — and for a moment it is not clear what anyone wants from whom. Then the box marked Reason for entry in the register, and your sentence in it. And last, a phone raised to the sky and the hexagon now held in the recipient's name.
In precisely that order. The Bureau insists on it.
None of this is an artist's impression. This is what the Bureau issues — printed from the very files that will produce yours.
Tap a document to open it full size and actually read it.
A specimen file. Yours will bear your name, your parcel and your dedication.
The Bureau warrants the authenticity of the sky. It does not warrant the weather (§5(2)).
On the map of the sky, anywhere in the world — above a first kiss, a cottage or Point Nemo. The Bureau's pre-settled parcels are worth the detour.
A Decision on Allotment, a certificate of title with seal and QR code, a summons to print. All within minutes; the red tape rustles quietly.
The Bureau handles the formalities. Anyone can promise the moon — the sky itself is yours to deliver.
Office hours of the sky: continuous. Public holidays included.
Entry, official notice, the reveal and the certificate of title. Everything the Bureau is obliged to issue.
The entry bears an official name taken from the place — “The sky above Soho”. Naming it yourself is reserved for the higher forms.
You name the parcel yourself and choose the date of entry. Recommended by the Bureau; the Bureau recommends nothing else.
Gold seal, ceremonial issue and a gold badge in the register. For when “the basic one will do” simply will not do.
Above any place on Earth, in the name of anyone you love.
The sky is the same size in every form — one hexagon. Only the ceremony of the entry differs.
Prices are final. The Bureau keeps no hidden charges; the only thing hidden is the sentiment.
The Bureau is fictional. The sky is real. An entry is a gift gesture — the sky remains everyone's.
All areas contain the same sky. It is the ceremony of the entry that differs, not the extent of the universe.
The Bureau registers entries for anniversaries, birthdays, weddings, proposals of marriage and Christmas. No other reason is required: “no particular reason” is a reason in full standing and is processed with the same gravity.
The sky is filling up. The Bureau keeps its register in public view.
- SB/2026/20026The sky above New York9 days ago
- SB/2026/20025Nebe, kde začalo naše NAVŽDY9 days ago
- SB/2026/20024Zdendova Josefodolská nebeská parcela9 days ago
- SB/2026/20017Kousek nebe pro tebe 🥰19 days ago
- SB/2026/20012Church of the Holy Sepulchre20 days ago
- SB/2026/20011Nebe nad naším prvním východem slunce20 days ago
- SB/2026/20009Modré z nebe - manželé Koubovi23 days ago
- SB/2026/20004Nebe nad tím co jste vybudovaliearlier
The register is kept from west to east. Complaints regarding the rotation of the Earth are not accepted.
“Clouds linger in the parcel at their own risk. The holder may not evict, tax, or rename them.”
Posted for one day.
The Sky Bureau is not a public authority. In law the sky belongs to everyone — in the heart, to her alone.
A company logo set in parcels of sky is the business of the Department of Arms and Emblems: For companies →
The Sky Bureau is a fictional institution. Entries are novelty gifts and confer no legal claim to the sky.